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have you ever thought what would happen if the president took weed? well this is probably about what it would be like. as you can see this is the president smoking a spliff (marijuana cigarette) and he is getting really really stoned (high on weed). this is probably the reason that he would be killing people in war in the middle east and maybe doing those war crimes (because of the weed)

a few weed creatures i found

since i spend a lot of my free time exploring the interwebs and am heavily invested in the weed culture of today i tend to come across some seriously interesting little fellas. these are some of my favorite weed creates that I have found over the 789 years i have spent browsing the world wide web.

These are very cool weed creates that you are free to download and share with your friends and / or family. my favorite one so far is the little alien guy with the super cool alien pipe in the middle. i will probably update this section with more cool weed guys if i find any more in the near or distant future.

COOL NEW GAME ALERT!!!

Okay so its not actually called that but it should be. its actually called "flower collector simulator 2025" but that name is way too long and boring. so just call it flower picker 3000. its way cooler.
also if you want to go gamble you can go to csgoroll.com and gamble your life away. its super fun and you can win a lot of money if you are lucky. just dont bet more than you can afford to lose. also if you are under 18 dont do it. its illegal.

oh also if you want to listen to some cool music while you are here you can use the webamp player. just click on the play button and enjoy some classic tunes. its like having a mini itunes right on this page. how cool is that? huh? yeah? bud?
also if you want to see some cool weed videos you can go to youtube.com and search for weed compilation. there are a lot of funny and interesting videos there. just be careful not to watch too many or you might get addicted. like me.

Petal Gamble station

Okay so if you want to gample with flowers you can go to the petal gamble station. its super fun and you can win a lot of petals if you are lucky. just click the image below to go to the petal gamble station now! trust me you will have a blast.
yeah? huh? bud? i lied about that name too, its actually called "the awesome palace" but that name is way too long and boring. so just call it the petal gamble station. its way cooler. yeah? huh? bud?

Anyway the reason to smonk wed are:

1. Bro, your cat’s been dropping wisdom bombs for years, you just gotta tune in.
2. Yoga? Nah, just melt into the couch and become one with the universe.
3. Doritos are like, little triangles of happiness, man. You gotta vibe with them.
4. Staring at the wall is like, a journey through time and space, dude.
5. Clouds are just fluffy thoughts floating by, don’t let them get lonely.
6. Your couch is basically your spirit animal, it misses your energy, man.
7. Cereal at 3 a.m.? That’s peak enlightenment, trust me.
8. Dreams are like, alternate realities, and sometimes they make way more sense than this one.
9. Turn your “what if” into “why not?” and pitch it to Netflix, they’ll get it.
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11. Grass is green, weed is green—bro, that’s cosmic alignment right there.
12. It’s like a TED Talk in your head, but the speaker is a talking pineapple.
13. Conspiracy theories? More like, deep truths the universe whispers when you’re baked.
14. World peace is just a blunt away, you gotta believe, man.
15. Watching paint dry is like, watching the universe expand, it’s deep.
16. It’s legal somewhere, so you’re basically a global citizen of chill.
17. Socks are portals to another dimension when you’re high, gotta try it.
18. Spatula is the funniest word ever, don’t fight it, just giggle.
19. Folding laundry is like, folding the fabric of reality, whoa.
20. “Weed” backwards is “deew,” and that’s like, a secret code for chill.
21. Spotify sounds like a Grammy show in your head, every song is a banger.

WEED CERTIFICATIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE

if you want to become a TRUE certified stoner you can now take the weed certification test. just click here to take the test now! its super fun and you will learn a lot about weed and how to be a true stoner. there is a large fee of $5000 to take the test but its worth it. trust me. we also take farklecoins as payment. so if you have any of those you can use them too. trust me. if you dont have any farklecoins you can buy some from my nephew chris. click the pic of him down below. hes great. trust me, man. just make sure you have enough to cover the fee. trust me. you wont regret it.

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